Horoscope today: Daily guide to what the stars have in store for YOU – December 14, 2023

When I leave planet Earth, I’d like to have “killed by penguins” engraved on a park bench. It makes me smile when I think of people thinking about how anyone could be confused by cute little totters in tuxedos!

However, the discovery of the human-sized bones of prehistoric penguins puts the case at a different angle!

With Mercury retrograde, new information will challenge perspectives we’ve long held unchangeable.


March 21 – April 20

We can’t help but compare our lives with the stories we see on screens. But this is rarely a good comparison. When we don’t measure up, we feel inadequate. We forget about the behind-the-scenes experts who create the storylines we want our lives to reflect. Sometimes we even create our own movies in our minds. We use our own special effects to make certain aspects of our world look better/worse than they actually are. Test your version of reality today. You can find inspiration and rewrite your role in the script so that it works for you.

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Oscar Keiner (pictured) reminds those born under Sagittarius that they don't have to wave a stick to change an unsatisfactory situation.  All it takes is dangling a carrot to get the support they need.

Oscar Keiner (pictured) reminds those born under Sagittarius that they don’t have to wave a stick to change an unsatisfactory situation. All it takes is dangling a carrot to get the support they need.


April 21 – May 21

Imagine that it is almost time to sleep. You’ve had a long day (and you’re tired), but since you slept well last night, you decide you don’t need to sleep tonight. Obviously it would be funny. Our life consists of many repeating events. They are essential to our well-being. One that is easy to overlook has to do with gratitude. As Mercury moves backwards across the sky, it reminds you of a reason to be grateful. If you express your gratitude, you will have more reasons to be grateful.

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May 22 – June 22

Some people develop a tough exterior to hide their vulnerability. Other people are just as self-protective, but they manage to create an easy, accessible image. However, if you delve deeper, you will come across their internal defenses. The reason you find it difficult to communicate with someone from your world is because inside they are much more nervous than they seem. Your ruler’s retrogradation gives you the opportunity to find ways to penetrate his armor today. Then an honest dialogue will be possible.

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June 23 – July 23

It’s not easy to know if someone is telling the truth (or not). Even lie detectors are not 100% reliable. And while the apps we can install on our phones can improve our ability to distinguish fact from fiction, they are not foolproof. It doesn’t help that we tend to think there is only one version of the truth. However, not everything is so simple: we cannot help but embellish events with our prejudices. If you feel like you’re not being given the full picture, that doesn’t mean you’re being misled. Trust. Information you are missing will be disclosed as needed.

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July 24 – August 23

With so much time on your hands, I’m not surprised that you feel like you’re nearing the end of your tether. Your normal level of energy and enthusiasm is depleted. Ahh! Maybe you went as far along a certain road as you wanted? And that you have survived as many situations as you need? You were persistent and diligent. But no one recognized your efforts. The good news is that the valuation is getting closer. You’ll be surprised at how motivating it is.

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August 24 – September 23

The art of good communication is more complex than we think. We tend to talk to each other without really listening to what is being said. We have something we want to share. And as long as we share it, we assume that we are heard and understood. With Mercury (your ruler) now moving retrograde, you have a chance to reconnect with someone who doesn’t seem to have absorbed the information you recently gave them. However, the trick is to pay close attention to what they say. What you learn will be invaluable.

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September 24 – October 23

If we want more kindness in our world, we need to express our kindness. We are drawn to people who are kind-hearted and generous. And yet, given everything you’ve recently been through, it’s no wonder you feel protected. And that’s why you become suspicious of someone’s intentions. But subconsciously they pick up on your doubts: this makes them careful in how they express themselves. You can change the dynamic today. If you show vulnerability, they will be more inclined to reveal theirs.

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October 24 – November 22

It’s unlike you to be confrontational… but right now you’re not ready for anyone to tell you what to do. You surprise yourself (and everyone else) with your controversial attitude. Moreover, there are many reasons to openly discuss with people the choices they make that affect your life. No wonder you feel grumpy. No one seems particularly willing to listen to your views. As Mercury moves backwards across our sky, this feeling will soon dissipate. You have a lot more influence (and respect) than you think.

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With Mercury (pictured) retrograde, new information will challenge perspectives we've long held unchangeable.

With Mercury (pictured) retrograde, new information will challenge perspectives we’ve long held unchangeable.


November 23 – December 21

We’ve all seen enough cop dramas to know about the “good cop, bad cop” routine. One officer is mean and hostile, while the other is sympathetic and friendly. Working with each other, they manage to find out the truth from the suspect. It’s not that today you need to get clearance from someone. But remembering this psychological approach will allow you to coax an unsatisfactory situation into changing. Luckily, you don’t have to swing a stick. All you have to do is dangle a carrot to get the support you need.

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December 22 – January 20

If you feel like you are being treated unfairly, it is worth considering how fairly you are treating the person who seems to be treating you unfairly. Can you focus on what you think you can’t ignore while ignoring what you don’t want to see? The imbalance must be corrected. Mercury retrograde in your sign provides an opportunity to clear up misunderstandings. It is likely that both you and the other person involved came to the wrong conclusions. If you open a dialogue, you will find a path forward that seems fair to everyone.

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January 21 – February 19

The Wizard of Oz is one of my favorite films. I especially like the Tin Woodman, who believed that a wizard would give him the heart he was missing. By the end of the film, it becomes clear that he had it from the very beginning: he was simply hiding his emotions. We relate to this story because we all have hidden aspects of ourselves. And as life takes us down our own yellow brick road, we reach a new understanding of who we are and what we are capable of. You reach a new understanding of the value of one of your gifts. Great.

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February 20 – March 20

Let’s say (like me) you’re an avid football fan? Your team plays their greatest rivals, but the only ticket you can get is in the “wrong” part of the stadium: you’ll sit with your opponent’s fans. Hooray! You will have to be careful about what you wear and how you react. To some extent, you find yourself in a similar situation. You feel a little isolated. And unable to share his true feelings. However, space leads you to people who see the world from a perspective that you can share. It’s a win-win!

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